One

One of the tenets of quantum mechanics is that nothing happens unless it is observed. That is why the universe has cats.

Two

In the midst of a stalk, sometimes she stops justlikethat and is lost in contemplation

Three

The first few generations of cats considered philosophy, figured everything out, and left the subject for us

Four

At 3 AM of a morning she will have something to say, but the moment passes.

Five

Biologists maintain that cats are quite nearsighted, but sometimes they can see for miles.

Six

Between waking and sleeping all things are revealed.

Seven

Some things that they hear we can't hear until it gets nearer. Other things that they hear we never will.

Eight

Easy lies the head that wears the crown.

Nine

In the garden, in the shade, she has only to wait.

Ten

When you're right with God, you can look Him right in the eye.

Eleven

The devil, however, prefers a sideways glance.

Twelve

When all things are considered, the cat will do the considering.